Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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