I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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