Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you never un-have a 4some
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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