why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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