and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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