he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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