Im at strip club and am horny
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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