It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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