i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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