I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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