he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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