But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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