How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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