Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
