Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
