guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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