So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
