It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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