I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Also, beer. Big fan.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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