and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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