On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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