guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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