i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my shit smells like andre
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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