and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
So squirting runs in the family.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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