I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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