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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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