The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Randomize
