Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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