what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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