I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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