no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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