I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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