Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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