I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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