I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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