did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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