She is in my trunk
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I party with great urgency now.
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