I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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