You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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