If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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