: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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