I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
