Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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