He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize