Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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