She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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