Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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