he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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