hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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