do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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