it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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