Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
operation have a gay friend backfired
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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