How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
