I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
