Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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