I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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