Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
