Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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